التصنيف: الجوالات والإتصالات

If I could be an angel
I’d make your every wish come tru
but I am only human
just a girl who’s loving you!

Everyone says you can only fall in love once
but that’s not true
‘cause every time I hear your voice
I fall in love all over again.

To the world you may be one person
but to one person you could mean the world!

It’s not my fault I fell for you!
You tripped me!

Every cutie with a bootie
needs a hottie with a body!

I’m not mad at you* I’m mad at myself for thinking you’re something you’re not; and thinking that nothing would ever change* and you’d always be here for me.

I don’t have an attitude problem
you have a perception problem!

It is impossible to rightly govern
the world without God and the Bible.

Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful
hate me cause your man thinks I am!

Roses are red
violets are blue
give me all your kisses
and I’ll surely repay you!

The greatest failure is not to try and fail
but to fail without trying!

You know you’re in love when you don’t want to go to sleep because reality is much better than a dream!

مسجات مسخره (انجليزي)
i love u.. u keep me warm..
i can’t go any where
without thinking of u ..
i cann’t never walk with out you
OH MY LOVELY SHOES

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if u look at the sky*u’d see the stars*
if you look at the sea u’d see me*
if u look around u’ll see a fly*
u know why?
cause if u look at the mirror u’d see
a fool
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this cat* is cat* a cat*
good cat* way cat* to cat* keep cat*
an cat*idiot cat* busy cat*4 cat*
20 cat* seconds cat*
NOW READ IT ALL WITHOUT THE WORD CAT.
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رومانسية .

Of all the friends I’ve ever met. Your the one I won’t forget. And if I die before you do* I’ll go to heaven and wait for you.

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When the night comes* look at the sky. If you see a falling star* don’t wonder why* just make a wish. Trust me* it will come true* because I did it and I found you.

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Words however special… could never even start* to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart.

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I feel something in my heart* it’s like a little flame* every time I see you* this flame lights up* this flame is special for you* because I LOVE YOU!.…

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Love under the stars… they seem very far* but you are so close the star I love the most.

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Somewhere* some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely* remember its true that some1* somewhere* is thinking of u.

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Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you’re gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know* what’s simple is true* I love you.

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Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

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My love* words however special … could never even start* to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

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The day that I’ll die* when death replaces birth* I’ll recognize angels’ faces* because I live with one on earth.

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Loving you could take my life* but when I look into your eyes* I know you’re worth that sacrafice!

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Heaven is the place where I would be* the day you would stop loving me!

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I miss you … I need you … More and more …. each day … I love you … more than words … can ever say.

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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag* Then do not worry ’cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

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The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love * loving someone else.

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Love is hard and will always be* but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

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Don’t love 1* don’t love 2* but love the 1 who loves you.

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The words are easy when the ******** is LOVE !

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There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.

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You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can’t wait to hold you in my arms again.

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I love three things: the sun* the moon and you* the sun for the day* the moon for the night and you forever.

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i love the ‘y’
i love the ‘u’
i love the ‘o’
put them together
and i love ‘you’

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For the world you are somebody* but for somebody* you are the world! Lots of love* Somebody.

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The first time we kissed* I closed my eyes* He closed his eyes* and then….… WE MISSED!

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Sometimes words are hard to find* to form that perfect line to let you know you’re always on my mind!

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Where ever you’re going* I’m going your way !

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Ferrari’s are red* Lambo’s are blue… but I am as happy in a mini with you.

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For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue* I’m glad to say that one is you.

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I don’t wanna feel the way that I do* I just wanna be right here with you* I don’t wanna see* see us apart* I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you

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If you’re the desert* I’d be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything you ask I’ll be. It’s all good as long it’s you I see.

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You can fall from a bridge* you can fall from above* but the best way of falling* is falling in love!

نكت

Q: Heard the Eskimo national anthem?
A: It’s “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow”.
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Q: Why do reindeers wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work
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Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam
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Q: Did you heard about the sword swallower who went on a diet?
A: He had pins and needles for months
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Q: What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
A: Doug
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Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack
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Q: What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front tooth?
A: Hard cheese!
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Q: Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
A: Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
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Q: What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
A: A flat mate!
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Q: Where did Dr Jekyll find his best friend?
A: In Hyde Park

Good friends are hard to find
harder to leave
and impossible to forget!

You were born in the heavens
up in the sky
sent down to earth
to put a twinkle in my eyes.

Of all the friends I ever met
your the one I wont forget
and if I die before you do
I’ll go 2 heaven & wait 4 you!

:: مًخـرْجِ ::

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